Am I the only child who laughs hysterically when hearing a sexual Innuendo? For those who don't know what that is, it's basically a saying or question that has a double meaning that
for the dirty minders can also interpret a meaning about sex.
"I'm leaving this place. Do you want to come?"
"Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice"
These ones are pretty boring, but you get the point. EVERY time I hear something that can be turned into something sexual, my mind automatically goes into the gutters and I either blush or laugh hysterically. Wanna know something even more sad then this? Without realizing I always seem to say something that can have a double meaning, I always catch myself right after it's said and I will always laugh. AT MYSELF.
...I never said I was normal...
Well last night I went to Olive Garden with my good friend. I was chowing down on the salad. There's these little jalapeno peppers that come with the salads
that I love to eat because I'm a spicy food freak. As I go to bite into one it makes this disgusting squirting sound and automatically we both start laughing like crazies.
Her: That sounded gross, what was that?
Me: I know, I don't know it's like filled with liquid (laughs harder holding the pepper away from me)
Her: Just eat it
Me: (laughs even harder) I can't every time I try to bite it it squirts at me!
All of this resulted in me getting death stares from the lady at the table in front of me. I didn't care though, life was just too darn funny at the moment. To wrap it all up. I have the mind of a pre teen boy. Don't judge me!